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Pilots Behaving Badly: Off-the-Wall Tales from Inside the Cockpit

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Secrets from the Cockpit: Pilots Behaving Badly and other Flying Stories

by Robert Schapiro

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	2684 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
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Print length	:	271 pages

By [Author's Name]

A Group Of Pilots Laughing And Having Fun In The Cockpit Secrets From The Cockpit: Pilots Behaving Badly And Other Flying Stories

Pilots are often seen as the epitome of professionalism and responsibility, but as this book reveals, they're also human beings who are just as capable of making mistakes and behaving badly as anyone else.

In Pilots Behaving Badly, [Author's Name] collects a series of off-the-wall tales from inside the cockpit, as told by the pilots themselves. From the hilarious to the hair-raising, these stories give readers a glimpse into the world of commercial aviation and the colorful characters who fly the planes.

Some of the stories in Pilots Behaving Badly are simply funny, such as the tale of the pilot who accidentally landed his plane on the wrong runway. Others are more serious, such as the story of the pilot who差点坠毁了他的飞机. But all of the stories are told with humor and self-deprecation, and they offer a fascinating glimpse into the world of commercial aviation.

If you're a fan of aviation or just enjoy a good laugh, then you'll love Pilots Behaving Badly. It's a book that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

Here are a few excerpts from the book:

"I was flying a 747 from Los Angeles to Tokyo when I heard a loud bang. I looked out the window and saw that one of the engines had fallen off. I didn't have time to think, I just grabbed the controls and pulled the plane out of a dive. We landed safely in Tokyo, but I'm still not sure how I did it." - [Pilot's Name]

"I was flying a small plane from New York to Boston when I got caught in a thunderstorm. The lightning was so bad that I could see it inside the cockpit. I was so scared that I almost turned around and went back to New York. But then I thought, 'What would my friends think if I turned around?' So I kept flying. We landed safely in Boston, but I was so shaken up that I couldn't walk for a week." - [Pilot's Name]

"I was flying a commercial airliner from London to Paris when I heard a strange noise coming from the cockpit. I looked around and saw that one of the windows had cracked. I didn't want to scare the passengers, so I just kept flying. We landed safely in Paris, but when we got off the plane, the passengers all started screaming. They thought the window was going to blow out and they were going to die." - [Pilot's Name]

Pilots Behaving Badly is available now from Our Book Library and other online retailers.

Secrets from the Cockpit: Pilots Behaving Badly and other Flying Stories

by Robert Schapiro

4.4 out of 5